Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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