Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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