I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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