Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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