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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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