We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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