That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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