found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I look better un-naked...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize