i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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