i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
that may or may not have been my penis.
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