I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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