D3 body, D1 cock
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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