hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
it was like having sex with a tree stump
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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