Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This is my gift to your gina
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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