? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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