butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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