This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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