Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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