We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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