My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
