You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME