Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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