would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Let's paint friendship bongs
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We need a shit load of segways right now
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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