This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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