its not stalking. its research.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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