i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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