i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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