The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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