That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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