I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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