This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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