If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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