doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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