He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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