All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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