forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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