if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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