If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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