I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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