I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no you cant smoke seaweed
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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