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say what?
wanna hang out?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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