her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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