Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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