Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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