Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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