So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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