party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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