please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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