I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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