Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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