I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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