it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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