i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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