So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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