Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
